Things I Need To Stop Doing #358

caterpillarequalsn:

Googling pictures of food I want but don’t have.

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on look another pair of tits. fuck! stop it! i am trying to download comic books not look at some girls shitty fake tan!

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the sheer amount of popup ads about sex i get is astounding

when i grow up i wanna be deadpool….

when i grow up i wanna be deadpool….

do you know that feeling when your found something as awesome as a tumblr post with all the essential batman comics on it and that you deleted the link you had saved to it EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN TO YOU EVER!?!?!?! FUCK FUCKIGHTY FUCKING

That awkward moment when you go to the mall and the guy giving out sandwich samples moves… And there is a thong on the ground. 

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jimcarrey:

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My reaction to stupid people. 

jimcarrey:

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My reaction to stupid people. 

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  • Girl: Why does blood taste like metal?
  • Guy: Because there's iron in it.
  • Girl: Oh. Is that why we're magnetical?
  • Me: ... Sonuvabitch.

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